Buzzfeed why kids are stupid

Children can't open it. I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 7 in dog years and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me. My daughter is crying saying Tj is stealing my air Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they're 3 months old. My 3-year-old couldn't find her lunch box, and it was in her other hand. I can't believe we're at the top of the food chain.

Oh good. My son put my wireless headphones in a plastic container of water to keep them safe. Like if you wanted a second child you had to do it again.

A marriage for each individual baby. Like just a fetus growing to full size in a glass tube on a lab counter for nine months. I was worried if I didn't give them enough attention, they would kill me. I never actually saw Child's Play , but I assumed that's what that movie was about!

I refused to undress or change clothes in front of a TV because I didn't want strangers seeing me naked. I was 8. Blood started going everywhere, and the kid next to me began barfing.

The teacher threw a Band-Aid at me and said we both would have to stay after school to clean up our mess and for detention. I was in so much pain. All I could do was scream, and because I have Asperger's, it was difficult for me to communicate what happened, so the teacher assumed that I was screaming because I fell but that I was not injured.

They forced me to walk around with my knee all swollen and never sent me to the nurse or even called my mom! Mom was livid that nobody told her that I got injured at school and that they ignored it.

It turned out I sprained my knee badly and was on crutches for two months , missed two weeks of school, and had to do a month of physical therapy. So everyone was doing the song as usual, and she yelled at me for making faces at her. I'm like, 'Yes, I am making faces at you, I'm supposed to.

The teacher, whom I never liked, said that I 'didn't need to wear them inside. All I was doing was wearing a pink, fingerless glove.

I was pissed. I returned from class, and the teacher told me to go to the office. I thought I was seeing the nurse and calling my parents This was back in the '80s. Apparently a kid reading during school recreation time is bad. I was so bored in English class that i would frequently stare out the window.

Little kids are — and I say this with all the love in the world — so adorably dumb. When my son Seth was little, he would beg his brother to put him in this particular pillow case and swing him around. I walk out of Target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground. I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 7 in dog years and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me.

My son lost his cello. A cello. A whole cello which is as big as he is. Do you know how big a cello is?